Dad will love this cheesy Dad definition cheese board for Father's Day or as a birthday gift.
W have engraved the words deeply and permanently into the slate. We apply food safe oil to feed the slate and add protective feet to protect your table.
We have used a phonetic pronunciation of the word Dad: the little mark at the start indicates a stressed syllable and the length diacritic (:) after the 'a' lengthens it so it's like a child saying 'daaaaad' in a moany way. Any Father will recognise this pronunciation!
We have changed the dictionary definition to 'The BIG Cheese' - a phrase which is sure to cause him to chuckle every time he uses his cheese board.
We design and make all our slate platters ourselves in our Derbyshire workshop, cutting the slate by hand and mechanically engraving the words deeply and permanently into the stone.
We wrap each slate in tissue and place it in a natural cardboard box. For an extra £4.50, we can put it in a be-ribboned black presentation box.